Looney Tunas

Michael's Dash

2010-05-27T08:20:00.003-07:00

I read of a man who stood to speak at the funeral of a friend. He referred to the dates on her tombstone from beginning to end. He noted that first came her date of birth and spoke the following date with tears. But he said what matters most of all was the dash between those years. For the dash represents the time that was spent alive on earth...and now only those who loved her know what that little time was worth. For it matters not, how much we own: the cars, the house, the cash. What matters is how we live and love, and how we spend the dash. So think about this long and hard---are there things you'd like to change? For you never know how much time is left that can still be rearranged. If we could just slow down enough to consider what's true and real, and always try to understand the way other people feel. And be less quick to anger, and show appreciation more, and love the people in our lives like we've never loved before. If we treat each other with respect, and more often wear a smile, remembering that this special dash might only last a little while.

Michael's Dash was only 40 years, but oh what a dash it was…..

Happy Birthday

2010-05-23T07:14:00.001-07:00

A big HAPPY BIRTHDAY goes out to Julia Fortner today on her 30th birthday.

Well.. She looks 30 anyway.

The Tuna Casserole

2010-05-14T09:07:00.001-07:00

It has been a good run, but all good things must come to an end.

On May 27th, the Looney Tunas Website will be shutting down. At that time, anyone going to the website will be automatically sent to this blog page.

I will continue to support this blog page and the Looney Tunas Facebook page. I have moved all the party pics from the website to the Facebook page albums. To get to the Facebook page, just click on the facebook icon to the left.

All new parties will be posted on Facebook. For those that wish to be able to post to this blog page, please send me your email address so I can add you to the list of people that are able to post on this blog.

Dad Azzi

Missing him on his birthday.

2010-03-16T08:40:00.001-07:00

Congratulations

2010-03-13T04:36:00.001-07:00

Congratulations

Joe & Alissa

Special Day

2010-02-14T09:55:00.001-07:00

HAPPY VALENTINES DAY EVERYONE

Daphne Azzi Ceramics

2010-02-08T09:15:00.001-07:00

Check out Daphne’s new website at www.daphneazzi.com.

Be sure to sign her guestbook on the gallery page.

Christmas Party Pics

2010-02-08T09:04:00.001-07:00

The Looney Tuna’s Christmas Party Pictures are now posted on the Tuna Casserole Website.

2009 Annual Looney Tuna Christmas Party

2009-11-27T21:01:00.001-07:00

See The Tuna Casserole for details.

Happy Thanksgiving To All

2009-11-19T08:49:00.001-07:00

Looney Tuna Christmas Party

2009-10-28T08:13:00.001-07:00

If anyone is interested in hosting the

Looney Tuna’s Annual Christmas Party this year,

please contact Joe or Alissa.

Happy Halloween

2009-10-24T08:10:00.001-07:00

Check out the Tunas Halloween page at http://www.looneytunas.com/hween.htm

Halloween at John & Gail’s

2009-10-02T11:29:00.001-07:00

2009-09-27T11:14:00.001-07:00

Happy Birthday Daphne

Wedding Bells

2009-06-03T07:06:00.001-07:00

Congratulations

Kim & Fred

Michael

2009-05-27T07:21:00.001-07:00

His light still burns brightly.

Good Dog, Bad Dog

2009-05-18T07:55:00.001-07:00

Budweiser does it again.

Sam’s Trip To New Zealand

2009-03-31T09:52:00.001-07:00

I have added Sam’s trip to New Zealand to the Looney Tuna’s Website.

Website Update

2009-03-31T08:11:00.001-07:00

Erin sent me the pictures from the September Brunch and the Christmas Party. Not bad….. It’s only the end of March.

Anyway, I have added them to the Looney Tunas Website for all to see…

Looney Tunas Brunch

2009-03-16T07:44:00.001-07:00

The brunch at Mimi’s pictures have now been posted on the Looney Tunas website.

March Birthday Brunch

2009-02-17T12:50:00.001-07:00

We are having a Looney Tunas Birthday Brunch at Mimi’s on March 15th at 11am. This is for all those who will be having a birthday in March.

Mark it on your calendar today.

Great Video

2009-01-14T07:26:00.003-07:00

We want to thank Anheuser-Busch for the following video.

Looney Christmas Pictures

2009-01-05T10:15:00.003-07:00

The pictures of the Looney Tuna Christmas party have been posted to the Tuna Casserole. If any of you Looney Tunas have any more pictures, send them to pics@wiz-webs.com so they cann be added to the site.

Looney Tunas Christmas Party

2008-12-04T07:19:00.001-07:00

2008-11-11T07:43:00.003-07:00

Happy Thanksgiving to all.

Website Update

2008-11-02T09:23:00.004-07:00

The pictures from John and Gail's Annual Halloween Party have been posted to the Looney Tunas Website. Just go to www.looneytunas.com/hween08.htm

Halloween Party

2008-09-28T14:56:00.004-07:00

The annual Looney Tunas Halloween Party will be held at John and Gails house this year on November 1st. Mark your calendars now and start on your costumes.

Check out the new Looney Tunas Halloween greeting page at

www.looneytunas.com/hween.htm

Christmas Party Date Picked

2008-09-05T07:05:00.003-07:00

The annual Looney Tunas Christmas party will be (by vote) on Friday, December 26th. It will be held at either Mom & Dad Azzi's or Joes house. For those that will be coming from out of town, you may now make your plane reservations. Break out the sun tan lotion, and make your plans to come to Arizona.

New Law in California

2008-08-24T13:50:00.004-07:00

Check out the latest new law

to arrive in California.

www.looneytunas.com/newlaw.htm

Introducing Mike and Margie Cassidy

2008-08-17T16:36:00.003-07:00

Congratulations Mike and Margie

Wed August 8, 2008

THE shirt!

2008-08-03T04:22:00.004-07:00

Hi all! I want to thank everyone who contributed to the t-shirt memorial for my brother. Trust me......he loved it! I also want to thank everyone for their incredible support through all of this....it really does show the caliber of friends we have! Before I post the tshirt sayings here....I want to say a few things that I really WAS going to say at the mortuary, however.....at the last minute, after surveying the crowd gathered that day...my father asked me if perhaps I would forgo speaking as he was dead certain that I was going to say FUCK! Well duh! So out of respect, I aquiessed and decided that I would post my remarks here as y'all have heard me say fuck more than once! First off.....how many of y'all love Ozzy???? Yeah? Well then....we all know that Wuffy loved Sabbath and all that rot so if you loved Oz....I want you to all throw those rock hands in the air and give me a hearty "FUCK YEAH!" C'mon.....I know y'all are louder than that.....CAN I HAVE A FUCK YEAH IN HONOR OF WUFFY???? Thats it.....yeah....Anyone who suffered through the *bite me, bite me , bite me, FUCK YOU* keychain.....I wanna hear a FUCK YEAH from you guys. How about those friends who were part of the dildo brigade? Can I get a FUCK YEAH from you too??? If you ever watched the wall of weapons grow to something from a bad gothic porno flick.....can I get a FUCK YEAH from you as well? If you ever shared a beer....or a jack...recited the sacred toast??? Well....that deserves a fuck yeah for sure. My brother was always the one who took the irreverent approach to things....never taking anything too seriously, never missing an opportunity to pull a prank on a friend but equally as ready to bail their happy asses out of whatever fiasco they were immersed in this time. He valued his friends and family more than you guys could know.....and due to that fact.....rest assured that my bro will be messing with y'all just because he can! Something going wrong on the computer? Items missing that you know you just set down close by? Yep....Oz finally has the ultimate payback cuz he knows that you aren't in any shape to retaliate! My suggestion when things start to go south....and you just KNOW that Wuff is behind it.....just throw up those rock hands and give a hearty FUCK YEAH! He prolly won't quit it but at least you know he smiled! THANK YOU to everyone who shared his life! We are ALL better for the experience! I love you Wuff!

Annette T SHIRT EULOGY Wuffy shirt Family
Michael Allen Azzi Wuffy Oz March 16, 1968-May 27, 2008
Excuse me you’re standing on my penis
Freezing his underwear after he dumped lemonade in my crotch
To Sister Valeria…”Go ahead, Frisk Me!”
Toad, Dude…That’s my sister
Wufftoons
Taking my sister for a drag
“That’s my barstool” “Does it have your name on it?” YES! It does!”
“Did you learn your lesson Mike?” “Yeah, never pick on a little kid when he has a big kid with him.”
Who wrote the star spangled banner? “Jimi Hendrix”
Why did you break that bottle against the neighbors house?” “Cuz it wouldn’t break when I threw it against the tree.”
“Not with my mother you don’t”
Looney Tunas Christmas Party
The yellow haired kid stole my homework
Does he sell insurance?
Look it’s the Goodrich Blimp
I told you to stop following me! I’m with an older woman now!”
Mi muscalo de amore es muy largo” (My muscle of love is very large!)
“This is my girlfriend Daphne.” “That’s the girl you are going to marry.” “No WAY!” “Betcha 100 bucks!”

Wuffy shirt-others
Bring me a beer…and show me your tits
Let the flowers bloom and don’t forget to take a sniff
BF Check Some people will do anything to get out of work
If you hit that speed bump going more than 5 mph…(I’m gonna throw up)
Never mind the man behind the curtain
Form a dildo…I’ll take the point
More beer, more scotch, more food, more fun
Your heart was so big, (if you know what I mean) Lisa
You cashed out way too soon this time, Love Debby
Let me smell that
Death Puppy! Doing headshots in heaven Blunc
Psychobitch #1
Just another excuse for a grope MB
Here’s to “Wuffy” the great and powerful
Blow winds and crack your cheeks King Lear Act 3 Sc. 2
Its just a flesh wound
DUDE! I’ve gone country
I peed on your raggedy ann doll
Fear the Spice Weasel
No I slept on the floor…..really
Pt2 No its okay…I just live with her
Go that way!

Tuna Casserole News

2008-07-20T11:28:00.003-07:00

The weird news section of the Looney Tunas website has been replaced by a Funnies section. If you have any contributions (cartoons, jokes, stories) for this page, please email them to funnies@looneytunas.com.

There are still about 40 people that were sent emails so they could post to this blog. If you need instructions, or need to have another invite sent to you, email blog@looneytunas.com and I will get you taken care of.

Birthday Greetings

2008-07-10T08:11:00.002-07:00

Happy Birthday Joe

July 12th

Fourth of July

2008-07-01T11:08:00.004-07:00

We hope that everyone has a safe and happy Fourth of July.

Drive safely and have fun.

nice place

2008-06-29T17:39:00.000-07:00

The princess will always be young to us. Can we put some chrome bits, flames, chop the top...........

2008-06-29T12:22:00.000-07:00

Hi Guys! just checking this thing out (thanks Pop! you really are the Web Wizard!) and a quickie note to everyone -

I want to thank everyone for the fantastic support over the past month, i really couldn't have made it through without you all.

The weeks and months (years) ahead will still be rocky for me from time to time, but it really helps to know I have such a great group of friends to help me through.

From the bottom of my heart, Thank You

and the number of the counting shall be 3

2008-06-27T19:13:00.000-07:00

hello, is this thing on?

Looney Tunas Princess goes over the hill.

2008-06-27T07:07:00.000-07:00

Happy belated birthday Linda