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Introducing Mike and Margie Cassidy

Congratulations Mike and Margie

Wed August 8, 2008

THE shirt!

Hi all! I want to thank everyone who contributed to the t-shirt memorial for my brother. Trust me......he loved it! I also want to thank everyone for their incredible support through all of this....it really does show the caliber of friends we have! Before I post the tshirt sayings here....I want to say a few things that I really WAS going to say at the mortuary, however.....at the last minute, after surveying the crowd gathered that day...my father asked me if perhaps I would forgo speaking as he was dead certain that I was going to say FUCK! Well duh! So out of respect, I aquiessed and decided that I would post my remarks here as y'all have heard me say fuck more than once! First off.....how many of y'all love Ozzy???? Yeah? Well then....we all know that Wuffy loved Sabbath and all that rot so if you loved Oz....I want you to all throw those rock hands in the air and give me a hearty "FUCK YEAH!" C'mon.....I know y'all are louder than that.....CAN I HAVE A FUCK YEAH IN HONOR OF WUFFY???? Thats it.....yeah....Anyone who suffered through the *bite me, bite me , bite me, FUCK YOU* keychain.....I wanna hear a FUCK YEAH from you guys. How about those friends who were part of the dildo brigade? Can I get a FUCK YEAH from you too??? If you ever watched the wall of weapons grow to something from a bad gothic porno flick.....can I get a FUCK YEAH from you as well? If you ever shared a beer....or a jack...recited the sacred toast??? Well....that deserves a fuck yeah for sure. My brother was always the one who took the irreverent approach to things....never taking anything too seriously, never missing an opportunity to pull a prank on a friend but equally as ready to bail their happy asses out of whatever fiasco they were immersed in this time. He valued his friends and family more than you guys could know.....and due to that fact.....rest assured that my bro will be messing with y'all just because he can! Something going wrong on the computer? Items missing that you know you just set down close by? Yep....Oz finally has the ultimate payback cuz he knows that you aren't in any shape to retaliate! My suggestion when things start to go south....and you just KNOW that Wuff is behind it.....just throw up those rock hands and give a hearty FUCK YEAH! He prolly won't quit it but at least you know he smiled! THANK YOU to everyone who shared his life! We are ALL better for the experience! I love you Wuff!

Annette T SHIRT EULOGY Wuffy shirt Family
Michael Allen Azzi Wuffy Oz March 16, 1968-May 27, 2008
Excuse me you’re standing on my penis
Freezing his underwear after he dumped lemonade in my crotch
To Sister Valeria…”Go ahead, Frisk Me!”
Toad, Dude…That’s my sister
Wufftoons
Taking my sister for a drag
“That’s my barstool” “Does it have your name on it?” YES! It does!”
“Did you learn your lesson Mike?” “Yeah, never pick on a little kid when he has a big kid with him.”
Who wrote the star spangled banner? “Jimi Hendrix”
Why did you break that bottle against the neighbors house?” “Cuz it wouldn’t break when I threw it against the tree.”
“Not with my mother you don’t”
Looney Tunas Christmas Party
The yellow haired kid stole my homework
Does he sell insurance?
Look it’s the Goodrich Blimp
I told you to stop following me! I’m with an older woman now!”
Mi muscalo de amore es muy largo” (My muscle of love is very large!)
“This is my girlfriend Daphne.” “That’s the girl you are going to marry.” “No WAY!” “Betcha 100 bucks!”

Wuffy shirt-others
Bring me a beer…and show me your tits
Let the flowers bloom and don’t forget to take a sniff
BF Check Some people will do anything to get out of work
If you hit that speed bump going more than 5 mph…(I’m gonna throw up)
Never mind the man behind the curtain
Form a dildo…I’ll take the point
More beer, more scotch, more food, more fun
Your heart was so big, (if you know what I mean) Lisa
You cashed out way too soon this time, Love Debby
Let me smell that
Death Puppy! Doing headshots in heaven Blunc
Psychobitch #1
Just another excuse for a grope MB
Here’s to “Wuffy” the great and powerful
Blow winds and crack your cheeks King Lear Act 3 Sc. 2
Its just a flesh wound
DUDE! I’ve gone country
I peed on your raggedy ann doll
Fear the Spice Weasel
No I slept on the floor…..really
Pt2 No its okay…I just live with her
Go that way!